Doesn't it make you feel warm and cozy, knowing that your identity is helping fund the nation's growing meth epidemic?

Okay, I'll stop now.

Check the time stamp on this message - I'm obviously punchy. And no, I don't currently have internet access at home. So I'm at.....

But - OH! - I ordered my shiny new laptop today! I could pull late night work sessions from my couch come April 5th! Just think, my computer is but a cog in Dell's just-in-time ordering process right now....