We've become so meta, we're getting ads for Jesse. That cracks me up. Doily is a decent ad to strive for, though. I'd click on that.

I'm mad at the human doily, though, because she won't be home to watch Gilmore Girls with me. Doily, come home! We miss you! No more stupid delays in Baltimore! I have a digital camera - I could post those pictures if you came home!