Oh my God, I have seen the coming of the Apocalypse, and it is this show: UPN's The Player. I felt stupider watching thirty minutes of this thing. Who knows what the full hour might have done.

While speaking of TV, who else out there loves Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? Actually, I don't really love all of it, just the last 20 minutes. Every time the family gets to see their new house, I cry. Every. Single. Time. Last night, it was a family whose son had been in an accident and was paralyzed from the waist down. The show made the house handicapped-accessible. How cool is that?